Plastic Cutlery Dragon

This is absolutely brilliant. A true work of art by Deviant Art member toge-NYC. Why isn't Dixie sponsoring this person? Create a national tour, a sculpture contest, a viral campaign. If not Dixie, what about the other plastic brands out there that could surely use some help in combatting that pesky Green movement. Do something cool like this to take people's minds off the fact that you're ruining everything.

Can anyone think of a reason why this shouldn't be happening? I can't. Hey @GeorgiaPacific, need help with this? Let us know and we'll be happy to put it together for you.